Alternative Academic Titles

I just realized that my inaugural post for this blog concerned a list of John Hodgman inspired academic hobo names. The recent post below on academic titles seemed in a similar vein. So in honor of this confluence, I decided I should post a slightly longer list of alternative, unused academic ranks and titles.

1. Elder Viceroy for Academic Affairs
2. Grand Vizier of Student Services
3. Vice Admiral for Institutional Research
4. Lord High Provost
5. Temporary Trusted Advisor
6. Assistant Grand Inquisitor in Residence
7. Major General of General Studies
8. Adjutant Affiliate Graduate Dean
9. Honorary Academician
10. Eternal Assistant Dean
11. Associate Vice Khan
12. Distinguished Interim Emperor
13. Visiting Dean Regent
14. Acting Vice Sultan of Instruction
15. Supreme Exalted Associate Professor
16. Eminent Illustrious Adjunct Instructor
17. Serene Associate Vice Provost
18. Venerable Consulting Scholar
19. Grand High Instructor
20. Honored Guest Director
21. Emeritus Grand Mugwump

Here is an actual list of academic ranks and titles. It is no less strange.