How To Waste a Decade

Here is a brief chronology of my academic life so far at my bizarro university:

1. Interdisciplinary department with faculty lines, one degree, multiple concentrations.
2. Department eliminated and programs separated, no faculty lines, multiple degrees. 
3. Individual programs given some faculty lines, multiple degrees.
4. New interdisciplinary department formed with faculty lines, multiple degrees.
5. Interdisciplinary department with faculty lines, one degree, multiple concentrations. 

*headdesk*